Here are the Cs of the stupidest state laws. There are no B states in case you wondered...look it up.

• A regulation in San Francisco makes it unlawful to use used underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash.
• Baldwin Park: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
• Blythe: You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
• Chico: Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
• In California you may not set a mouse trap without a hunting license.
• It is illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub
• No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour
• Prunedale: Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house

Colorado stupidest laws

• In Denver, it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next door neighbor.
• Pueblo: It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.
• Sterling: Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.

Connecticut stupidest laws

• A local ordinance in Atwoodville, Connecticut prohibits people from playing Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak.
• A pickle is not officially a pickle unless it bounces
• Hartford: You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands
• In Connecticut any dogs with tattoos must be reported to the police.
• In Connecticut it is illegal to pirouette while crossing the street
• In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
• In Hartford, Conn., it's illegal to plant a tree in the street.
• The marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons is prohibited.
• You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.